An Evening Stroll with the Dog

Sounds peaceful doesn't it? That's how I imagine it in my head. In fact, my imagination usually creates an image like this:

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Ah yes, so wonderful. A fresh blanket of snow on the ground, but not snowing because it's crappy walking in blowing, swirling snow. A perfectly planned walking outfit and straight, beautiful hair not whipping around my face. A happy dog keeping even pace without pulling on the leash. Pure dog-walking bliss.

Now, because my lack of extra hands and camera dexterity doesn't allow me to snap a photo of myself walking Flames, allow me to show you this very accurate, aerial view of what our walks look like: